Apple is great!

'If it's Apple it's God good.'

The best thing about Apple is - of course - its marketing.
People now buy bigger and bigger iPhones until the day Apple releases the iPhone 8 mini which conveniently fits in your pocket! Yeah! Wow! Amazing!

So, in a few years from now you will own the same iPhone as you have now. Just with more memory and more apps you will never use and a bigger pricetag.

How people are fooled by brand names is clear in this video:

We are very advanced and civilized! Right?

We like to think we are very advanced. We know dozens of ways to flatten entire cities full of people! And we're proud of it. But are we civilized? Are we really more advanced than people were thousands of years ago?

If so: how do we explain these mysteries?

Are you really the nice person you think you are?

You're a nice human being. Right? Always willing to share. Right?
But are you really? Even when you think you are not observed? Have a look at this video and ask yourself a question via the mirror: what would you do? Really.

Which group is more racist: whites or blacks?

Usually judges sentence black people to more time in prison than white people for the exact same crime. That's a fact. But what if the people in the street would give jailtime to criminals? Are they biased? Look at these two videos in which the question is asked to kaukasian people and to black people. What do you think: are white people more racist than black people?

Superbowl

The Superbowl is the world championship American Football and because Americans hate to lose no foreign teams are allowed to compete in it so it's always an American team that wins, adding to their feeling of superiority.

Homosexual men love the game for a simple reason: It's where a bunch of guys run around in tight pants and shiny shirts, patting each other's asses and grabbing at balls. 

The Superbowl is big. Bigger than big. It's huge. Even burglars stay at home to watch it. Even though it's not broadcasted live anymore. Not since a famous singer showed a bare nipple for less than a second. Because minors in America are not supposed to know women have nipples (apparently it's okay for men to have nipples) questions were asked in the US Senate if Janet Jackson should be fined. Every question asked in the US Senate costs the American civilian several thousands of dollars. But who cares?

Over half a million Americans officially complained about the incident, proving over half a million Americans have nothing better to do with their lives but to watch TV and complain about what they see.

The Superbowl is holy and even brings Democrats and Republicans together in het stadium, cheering on the same team!

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Let's have a debate on climate change!

Let's have a debate on climate change!
It's just as useful as debating the question: 'Are there hats?'
It's not a question of 'Does climate change exist?' but of: 'What will we do about it?'

Apparently 1 in 4 Americans doubts the overwhelming facts: 97% of climate scientists is convinced humans are responsible for climate change for the worse. So basically you can say: '1 In 4 Americans is stupid.' Right?