The Tinfoil Hat conspiracy

As soon as Sars-CoV-19 (COVID-19 aka 'the Coronavirus) was officially labeled a pandemic, producers of aluminium foil threw their prices through the roof because they simply knew millions of people actually believe a three minute clip they saw on Facebook rather than to read an actual scientific report. As a matter of fact: they only believe scientists are not part of the global conspiracy when the scientists finds a shred of evidence one of their favourite conspiracy theories just might have a piece of truth hidden in it somewhere.

In all other cases the scientist is simply a member of the Illuminati. Or the Illuminati (Lizard people, Bilderberg group, Elvis and TuPac, directed by Bill Gates and George Soros) control the mind of that scientist. Whatever their favourite conspiracy host most recently stated on his private videochannel after YouTube kicked him of theirs for spreading lifethreatening lies.

So yeah, the price of aluminium foil (Americans spell 'aluminum'. People in other countries had English in school.) rocketed

because people started spreading 'Quick, spread this video tutorial far and wide before the government takes away our right to protect ourselves!' d.i.y. videos on how to create your own tinfoil hat. And I wish I was joking.

But here's the twist: tinfoil hats actually work! Yes, covering your entire head (Skull, face, neck, back of your head, eyes, nose, mouth and ears) wíll - with absolute certainty prevent evil doers from reading your thoughts and/or controlling your brainwaves. Because you'd be dead.

The following clips show experiments not performed by actual scientists (who, as everyone knows are indoctrinated at leftist universities sponsored by Soros) and were never shown in MSM. That automatically means the statements made are 100% true. Just a shame the websites don't have the word 'truth' in them. Otherwise we'd be 110% certain!

(Ssst...something can never be over a 100%. Mathematically impossible. But please dont't take my word for it. Just try by holding your breath until you are 100% dead and then hold your breath a bit longer until you reach 110% of being that much dead. Than let me know what happened so I can tell the world you proved scientists were wrong for millenia and it really ís possible to go over the 100% mark. You would really be helping! To increase the average IQ of humankind.)

Here's a clip from a guy who bought a $40 tin foil hat: https://newsvideo.su/tech/video/158288 and tests it with his everyday logic and some equipment to measure radiation.

This one answers the question: does aluminium foil block brainscans? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqAX8n38EdI

And here's just a fun clip. Enjoy!



Bottomline: if there really is a conspiracy, it's to make people so stupid (ask why your government (wherever you are in the world) puts a lot more money in war machines than in education) they buy aluminium foil,  $40 beanies or 'anti-corona spray' for $30 not realising they just bought a $5 dollar little spray container with alcohol. And just five minutes earlier they themselves claimed the Coronavirus doesn't even exist but is just a figment of our imagination, planted in our brains by the government to take away our free will and other nice stuff. Like finding interesting ways to die, letting others know we really áre as stupid as they think we are.

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