Trump didn't start an actual war. But not because of a lack of trying.

Parler, the 'Twitter for covidiots and neo-nazis' so you will, has an interesting history, as you can see in this 'thread'. Two of the details: it's hosted on a Russian site and the American founder is married to a Russian spy.

So let’s talk about Parler. Where did it come from? Founder John Matze met his now wife, Alina Mukhutdinova, in May 15, 2016 in Las Vegas. Alina is from Kazan, Russia. She was on a two week road trip “vacation” across the USA with a friend.

— Dave Troy (@davetroy) November 13, 2020

Social media (with Parler leading sinds roughly two years) is one of the causes of how Trump-supporters radicalized so quickly. There are more. Like the recently hacked Gab of which the private data of thousands of scared 'anonymous' users are about to be made public.

In a conversation I called mister Donald Trump:

'A paranoid narcissist with early Alzheimer's and an ego you can actually send mail to because it has its own zip code.' That last bit is not a joke: The other day he started an agency: 'The Office of the Former President.'

Everything he said in his inaugural speech has proven to be false. His still loyal (Why? The man has seized being president. Lick your wounds and move on. Try helping rebuild America.) fans only have one talking point left: 'Yeah, that all may be true, but at least he didn't start a war!'

If 'not doing something' like 'For four years he didn't start a war!' is an accomplishment, my alcoholic neighbour would make a far better president than mister Trump: my neighbour is really, really good in not doing a lot of things: waking up before noon, paying back borrowed money, applying for jobs, starting wars, doing the dishes...the list goes on and on. He even managed to not give his favourite daughter and his present from Epstein  third wife new 'kidneys'! 

How's thát for an accomplishment? 

By the way: has anyone seen Ivanka or Melania recently? Perhaps we should ask Justin Trudeau.

(I was also thinking of: 'When he shows his boyfriend pictures of you from before daddy gave you a new nose, boobs, chin, job, hair dye and cheekbones')

He will build a wall and make Mexico pay for it!

He will install a better healthcare system than Obamacare!

He will drain the swamp and end corruption!

He will put Hillary in jail!

He will never play more golf than Obama did!

He will revive the economy!

He will cut taxes for all!

He will show us his Tax papers!

He will never favour his sponsors or kids because he hates nepotism!

He will never lie!

He will make America great again!

Well, if you don't call insurrection a war, if you don't call several armed conflicts 'war',

yes, I suppose that's true. But it wasn't for lack of trying.

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