Conservatives - foremost those with the word 'christian' in their social media profile - are obsessed with children, genitals and - disturbingly - the combination of those two. Yet they call others 'perverts'.
================================
Want to read (more of) my short stories?
My author page: Terrence Weijnschenk at Amazon
A donation (click) is much appreciated:
One of the latest additions to the fear of 'real men!' is that drinking from a straw can turn a man gay. That's not how it works, sweethearts. Hasn't your local Holy Father told you when you went down on your knees to *ahem* confess?
Apparently licking ice cream is also 'gay'. At least in the minds of those perverts that call themselves alpha males.
Luckily - and for a mere $18,000 you can unlearn anything in your behaviour that may seem gay - like slurping - by letting yourself be dragged through the mud. Literally. In gay conversion camp...sorry...at Alpha Male Bootcamp.
Now I'm left wondering: has anyone told Andrew Tate he is extremely gay? For example when licking ice cream? Or by spending a lot of time and money on his looks? Or with putting something long and hard in his mouth and go "Ah, nice. I love this!"
No comments:
Post a Comment