It's not natural!

So you're against homosexuality because that's unnatural.

Yes.

Are you against everything that's unnatural?

Yes, of course!

So you're against guns.

Yes, of c... No!

So guns are natural?

Well, no. But you know what I mean.

No. Do you?

Of course!

So please enlighten me: 

If you are against everything that's unnatural, why don't you oppose guns?

Er...

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