Thursday, February 05, 2015


The Superbowl is the world championship American Football and because Americans hate to lose no foreign teams are allowed to compete in it so it's always an American team that wins, adding to their feeling of superiority.

Homosexual men love the game for a simple reason: It's where a bunch of guys run around in tight pants and shiny shirts, patting each other's asses and grabbing at balls. 

The Superbowl is big. Bigger than big. It's huge. Even burglars stay at home to watch it. Even though it's not broadcasted live anymore. Not since a famous singer showed a bare nipple for less than a second. Because minors in America are not supposed to know women have nipples (apparently it's okay for men to have nipples) questions were asked in the US Senate if Janet Jackson should be fined. Every question asked in the US Senate costs the American civilian several thousands of dollars. But who cares?

Over half a million Americans officially complained about the incident, proving over half a million Americans have nothing better to do with their lives but to watch TV and complain about what they see.

The Superbowl is holy and even brings Democrats and Republicans together in het stadium, cheering on the same team!

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