Children, s3x and genitals

Conservatives - foremost those with the word 'christian' in their social media profile - are obsessed with children, genitals and - disturbingly - the combination of those two. Yet they call others 'perverts'. 

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One of the latest additions to the fear of 'real men!' is that drinking from a straw can turn a man gay. That's not how it works, sweethearts. Hasn't your local Holy Father told you when you went down on your knees to *ahem* confess?

Apparently licking ice cream is also 'gay'. At least in the minds of those perverts that call themselves alpha males.

Luckily - and for a mere $18,000 you can unlearn anything in your behaviour that may seem gay - like slurping - by letting yourself be dragged through the mud. Literally. In gay conversion camp...sorry...at Alpha Male Bootcamp.

Now I'm left wondering: has anyone told Andrew Tate he is extremely gay? For example when licking ice cream? Or by spending a lot of time and money on his looks? Or with putting something long and hard in his mouth and go "Ah, nice. I love this!"

Lost in translation

Lost in translation...Ceasar basically (may have) said 'Hasta la vista, baby!' and not 'Et tu, Brute?' 

Of course there are more examples of how words got lost in translation. Even 'important' words like those in holy books like the Bible. 

The original word describing Jesus' mother did not mean 'virgin' but 'young woman'. Which makes a bit more sense now, eh?

Also interesting: Muslims have Lady Mary in higher regard than Christians. 

At least according to their respective holy books.

Lady Mary is mentioned in the Quran more often than in the Bible.  According to théir holy scripture, Jesus and His mother are not really respected by J3ws.

Do you always believe what you are told something means or do you check several sources before you make up your mind?

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"We can't!" or "We don't want to!"?

Once upon a time the USA was a shiny beacon in the world of progress and prosperity and other countries started imitating 'the land of the free'. Those ancient American concepts proved to be just hot air and from a beacon the USA turned into overcooked bacon.

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Thé symbol for progress and prosperity was THE CAR. Miles and miles of asphalt were poured to accomodate the object that symbolized FREEDOM! And people could easily [got in debt] get loans to get one. And for a decade or so things were great. Until the banks wanted their money back and THE PEOPLE couldn't pay up.

In the meantime The Netherlands had started to follow the USA's example and the country started to physically resemble their 'big brother'. 

But the Dutch law makers started to listen to the population and decided that people who get killed in traffic don't pay a lot in taxes. And people with lot of debts don't spend a lot of money to keep the economy going. So things - okay, roads - changed and with that the Dutch landscape. As seen in these images of Amsterdam 'then' and 'now'.

Now you know: "We can't be like The Netherlands and our infrastructure needs to stay car centric!" is nonsense. Because where there's a will, there's a way. Or road.