Opposing everything that's unnatural

'So you're against homosexuality because that's unnatural?'



-'Yes.'



'Are you against everything that's unnatural?'



-Yes, of course!'



'So you're against guns.'



-'Yes, of c... No!'



'So guns are natural?'



-'Well, no. But you know what I mean.'



'No. Do you?'



-'Of course!'



'So please enlighten me:
If you are against everything that's unnatural, why don't you oppose guns?

'

-'Er...'

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