'Homosexuality is unnatural!'

'Homosexuality is unnatural!' terrified, dumb people like to shout. It's nonsense of course. From the dawn of time animals have shown homosexual behaviour. And yes, humans are simply a different kind of animals. Just less civilised than other animals. While homosexuality is normal in 2000+ species, only humans know homophobia. And no matter what your Pastor told you: missionary position is very unnatural. Just ask scientist Kees Moeliker who got critically acclaimed for his research on necrophilia among homosexual ducks.

Recently researchers were happily surprised to finally catch a couple of humpbacks in the act. And no, I won't apologize for the pun. They were even more surprised to discover they witnessed not just any couple having s3x but a gay couple.

What amused me most about this news were the predictable responses of terrified, stupid conservatives and...hey, that's a triple pleonasm!

Why do you think there are still people who don't realise humans are just a different kind of animal?

Why are some terrified of the thought King David was most likely in a homosexual relationship with one Jonathan, 'who he loved more than a woman'?

"Yes, but King David was married to a woman! That he had s3x with a man does not prove he was gay!"

By the way: King David had at least eight wives. But don't tell fake christians who state we all should marry 'in accordance with the Bible'. 

Okay, having gay s3x can be 'just a hobby' then? Just like engaging in s3x acts with a minor didn't make this US youth pastor 'a pedo!' because having s3x with children is not his nature 'but just a hobby'?

This 14-years old girl was made pregnant some time ago but the father was never punished. Do you think he should be punished for his deed?

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