In His image

If God created us in His image, apparently Adam and Eve were born with botox and fillers and really, really white teeth:

Adam and Eve also had seperate toilets in Paradise, just like the most devout followers of their Creator: MAGA christians. Anyone who does not have separate bathrooms for men and women at home is a traitor of their own gender. According to MAGA christians. 

They live in this cute fantasy world in which they dream about a world in which women solely exist to serve men with slick hair who wear sunglasses 24/7. So, even at the dinner table. Weird, because sunglasses are nowhere mentioned in the Bible so they must be Satan's creation.

If you - like Brad Lea- need A.I. to make people believe any woman is willing to come near you without getting paid or drugged, you're not a 'real alpha male!' but just pathetic.  

If God made MAGA christians, He didn't have a lot of IQ points to hand out. Did you know that MAGAS have absolutely no idea that not only Jews but Palestinians and Ethiopians are Semites too?

In wasn't until the rise of the cult called 'zionism' that 'anti-semite' started to mean 'against Jews'.

Before that it just meant: 'being against semitic peoples'. 

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