-'Why don't you do something about it? You could clean your bathroom,
read one of the great books in classic literature, do your laundry, visit your mom in the nursing home, help your handicapped neighbour with groceries, do volunteer work, man a phoneline for the depressed or go through your closet to see if there are clothes you could give the Salvation Army. '
'I would like to do that but I don't have the time!'
-'But you seem to have the time to bother me while you know that I'm busy?'
'But I'm just calling you because I'm bored! If you don't appreciate me calling I won't ever do it again!